1 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:54,086 Lets go! Come on! 2 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,349 Come on. 3 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:56,567 Yeah! 4 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:02,051 Lets go! Lets go! 5 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,139 Come on! 6 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:13,889 You must realize, Bosley 7 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:16,152 your wife is one of the most neurotic women 8 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,414 Ive ever examined. 9 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,373 I still think a few more months 10 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,375 in the sanitarium would be helpful. 11 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:24,682 It may be too early to trust her in her natural environment. 12 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,815 Oh, doc, be optimistic. 13 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,296 Peggys breakdown is part of the past now. 14 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,341 I dont want her in another mental hospital. 15 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,691 I want her home with me and the kids. 16 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:36,999 Dr. Evans, the road to mental health 17 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:39,088 is just around the corner. 18 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,313 Come on! Yeah! 19 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,405 I knew theyd try it! 20 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:55,322 Trying to kill me in my own home! 21 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,021 Its like war. 22 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:02,894 Dont tell me I dont know what Vietnam is like. 23 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:07,334 Brats! Brats! Brats! 24 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,771 Oh, mom. 25 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,513 Oh, Im sorry, Mrs. Gravel. 26 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,080 Ill pay for the window out of my allowance. 27 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,474 How about my life? 28 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:20,782 Do you get enough allowance to pay for that? 29 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:24,742 I know you were trying to kill me! 30 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,527 Whats the matter with the courts? 31 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:30,095 Do they allow this lawlessness and malicious destruction 32 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,620 of property to run rampant? 33 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,710 I hate the Supreme Court! 34 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,147 Oh, God. God.. 35 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:46,547 Go home to your mother! 36 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,201 Doesnt she ever watch you? 37 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,641 Tell her this isnt some communist day care center! 38 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,513 Tell your mother I hate her! 39 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,430 Tell your mother I hate you! 40 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:06,828 Oh, God! Oh. Oh. 41 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:13,748 Hello? What number are you calling? 42 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:18,709 Youve dialed the wrong number! 43 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,495 Sorry?What good is that? 44 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,801 How can you ever repay the 30 seconds 45 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:26,238 you have stolen from my life? 46 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,546 I hate you, your husband, your children 47 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,331 and your relatives! 48 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:38,294 Oh, God! God! God! God! 49 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:41,993 What have I done to deserve this? 50 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,083 Miss Gravel, whats the matter? You having another fit? 51 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,695 Cant my husband watch the children? 52 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:52,308 Cant that lazy moron do one thing? 53 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:55,355 The kids are just outside. Theyre okay. 54 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,618 Let me get you some of your fit medicine. 55 00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:01,012 Grizelda, my life is in danger. 56 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:04,146 Please dont let anybody hurt me. 57 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:07,932 Aw, there, there. Youve gotta keep calm, woman. 58 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:11,632 Youre just imagining things. Thats what you think. 59 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:15,331 One of the neighborhood children just tried to murder me. 60 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:19,117 I was sitting in my room, applying nail polish 61 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:22,120 and one of them fired a rifle at me. 62 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:25,428 Oh, Miss Gravel. Its true. 63 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,126 I must get the children before theyre kidnapped. 64 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,564 Good God Almighty. 65 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:35,090 Beth? Bosley Jr.? 66 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:40,965 Breathe in. Do it again. 67 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,490 Now let me do it. 68 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:46,057 Breathe in. Again. 69 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:52,020 Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! 70 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,543 Filthy! 71 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:57,025 Dirty! Filthy! 72 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,810 Is that what you learned in private school? 73 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,160 Mom, we were only playing! Were only play.. 74 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:06,164 Oh, nude! Nude! Nude! 75 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:09,037 You could be pregnant, Beth! 76 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,821 And as for you.. 77 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:16,044 I never thought you would rape your own sister! 78 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:20,265 Oh, God! The children are having sex! 79 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,583 Peggy? 80 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,802 Peggy? 81 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,113 Thirsty, Grizelda? 82 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,595 Youd better go see about your wife. 83 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:48,337 Shes having another mental fit. 84 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:51,122 I thought youd been stealing my liquor. 85 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:56,214 Aint nobody stealing nothing from you, Mr. Gravel. 86 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,478 Well see about that. 87 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,743 You didnt know I marked these, did you? 88 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,354 Here. Look here. See this pencil line? 89 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,704 That was marked just yesterday. 90 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,401 Youve had quite a few cocktails. 91 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,230 Havent you, Grizelda? 92 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:15,277 What else have you pilfered? Ill have a look in that purse. 93 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,800 You aint looking in my purse. 94 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,672 Why not? Got something to hide? 95 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,675 Dont you know men arent supposed to look 96 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,590 in a ladys handbag? 97 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,157 Lady? Youre fired, Grizelda. 98 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,943 No wonder you people are always in the unemployment line. 99 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,379 Now give me that bag! 100 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,817 I dont want no white man looking at my Tampax! 101 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,472 I wouldnt worry about your Tampax if I were you. 102 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,997 Well, look at this. 103 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:44,088 My savings account book with withdrawal slips. 104 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,440 My lottery ticket. 105 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,443 And two rolls of toilet paper. 106 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,445 Im placing you under citizens arrest. 107 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,447 Im gonna call the police and report you. 108 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,059 Get off of me, milkhead! 109 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:01,628 Well, I see youre finally here. 110 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,108 Its a little late, isnt it? 111 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:08,112 The children are having sex. Beth is pregnant. 112 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,811 I narrowly missed an assassination attempt 113 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:15,119 a few moments ago. Will you please do something? 114 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,600 Honey, its just your mind playing tricks. 115 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,994 Oh, get off me. 116 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:23,171 My skin crawls when you touch it. 117 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,522 I could rip your lips off! 118 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,963 That miserable man. 119 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,444 When I think of the abuse that I have taken.. 120 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,968 Peggy. Peggy. 121 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,231 Am I living in hell? 122 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:43,844 Is that it? Have I gone straight to hell? 123 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,286 Dont leave this kitchen, Grizelda. 124 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,288 Im going to give Peggy her medication 125 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,551 and then Ill be back to deal with you. 126 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,944 Pfft. 127 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,038 Peg? 128 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,866 Get out! 129 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,172 Lets have a little medication, alright? 130 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:11,088 Youre just upset. Now, whats the matter? 131 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,829 Everything was going so well. 132 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:17,094 Get out of here, you stinking piece of flesh! 133 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,966 Dont say those things, Peggy. 134 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,317 Come on. This will make you feel better. Give me your arm. 135 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:26,582 Oh, you touched me! Now my flesh is rotting. 136 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,976 The touch of scum! 137 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,631 Stop it, Peggy. Dont make me use force. 138 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,154 Let me give you your shot. 139 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,982 Or Ill call the hospital. Stay away! 140 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,680 Oh, God! Peggy, Im going to have to commit you again! 141 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,688 Ow! Ow! 142 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:46,994 Help! 143 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,910 Grizelda, hes trying to kill me! 144 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,913 Help! 145 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:57,482 Somebody, help me. Help me! Please help me! 146 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,529 Back off, asshole! 147 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:04,054 Ah! 148 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:08,929 Are you alright, Mrs. Gravel? Did he hurt you? 149 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:12,715 No, but he tried. Look! Look, hes attacking! 150 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,370 Down, boy! Down! Down! Down! 151 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:19,809 Down, down, down, down. 152 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:21,942 Down, down. 153 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,900 Oh. Oh, God! Oh. 154 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,730 He-hes dead, isnt he? 155 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:31,038 Oh! Damn. O-oh! 156 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,823 Were in big trouble now, Mrs. Gravel! 157 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:37,784 Oh, my God! Hes dead! Oh, God! 158 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,270 Hurry! 159 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,661 Why did you tell me to come this way? 160 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,229 You know I hate nature. 161 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:36,756 Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen. 162 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:40,063 Oh, I cant stand this scenery another minute. 163 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,412 All natural forests 164 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,937 should be turned into housing developments. 165 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:48,942 I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. 166 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,858 Dont we taxpayers have a voice anymore? 167 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,861 Do you ever shut up? 168 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,124 The police are out looking for us, you know. 169 00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:01,737 Were gonna camp out here overnight. 170 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,174 Camp out? Oh, not me. 171 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:24,368 Now, you listen to me, Ms. Peggy Gravel. 172 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,893 You better calm yourself down 173 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:31,462 before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head. 174 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:35,858 We killed your husband and I aint your maid anymore, bitch. 175 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,034 Im your sister in crime. 176 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,819 Please, dont sit on me. 177 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:48,044 Uh-oh, here come the honkers already. 178 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:59,882 Okay, witches. Up against the car. Arms up on the car. 179 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,929 One false move and your heads will fly through them trees. 180 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,713 What is this? Are you kidding me? 181 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,716 Does it looking like Im kidding, mau-mau? 182 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:11,111 Officer, I am an outpatient from the hospital 183 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:14,201 and Im very prone to anxiety attacks. 184 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,291 So please treat me with therapeutic courtesy. 185 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,554 Ha! I know who you are. 186 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,470 Theres an all-points bulletin out for both of you. 187 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,212 Youre Peggy Gravel and you killed your husband. 188 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,911 Why, thats preposterous! We were about to have a picnic. 189 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,436 Dont give me that shit. Youre trying to escape to Mortville. 190 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,222 Ive never heard of no town called Mortville. 191 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,181 Well, you should have. You belong there. 192 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,923 Its a special town for people like you two. 193 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,187 People who should be embarrassed by what theyve done. 194 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:48,061 I just might let you go there. That is if you cooperate. 195 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:53,066 What do we have to do for you, Sheriff ShitFace? 196 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,285 Sit on that car hood, youll see. 197 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,375 Ive got something to show you first. 198 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,779 You like lingerie? 199 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,347 How do you like these little numbers? 200 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,131 I sent away to em from Fredericks. 201 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,699 They was expensive. 202 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:21,746 I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt. 203 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,662 Will you please stop it? 204 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,709 I have never found the antics of deviants 205 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,973 to be one bit amusing. 206 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,236 What I like best is a French kiss 207 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,196 when Im all dressed. 208 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:40,591 Dont expect no kiss from me, Liverlips. 209 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,855 Come, on. Take off your underpants. Hand em over. 210 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,033 I knew cops was sick, but.. 211 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:56,433 Ah! These are big ones. A little plain for my taste. 212 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,749 NowI think Ill slip em on. 213 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:15,583 How does that look? Pretty sexy, huh? 214 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,281 Now how about that kiss? 215 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,762 If I kiss you, will you let us go? 216 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:24,070 You bet. I want a real wet one now. 217 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:34,428 Goddamn gum. Now, that was a real soul kiss. 218 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,952 Okay, buster, youve had your fun. 219 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,824 Now, which way to Mortville? 220 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,522 I aint through yet. 221 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,960 Mrs. Gravel, Id like to examine your underpants. 222 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,918 I will not! 223 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,660 I thought you wanted to go to Mortville. 224 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:53,229 They let killers live there scot-free. 225 00:16:54,970 --> 00:17:00,236 I have never been so mortified in my entire life. 226 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,155 Here, Blossom. 227 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:13,684 Thats more like it. Ah, these are from Bloomingdales. 228 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,686 Youve got good taste. 229 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,473 I think Ill try to fit my big business into them. 230 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,825 O-oh! 231 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,089 Theyre tight, but they sure feel good. 232 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,527 Now do I get my little kiss-kiss? 233 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,618 No! Please, not a kiss. I swear Ill gag. 234 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,795 Mount me if you must, but not a kiss! 235 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:41,321 Come on, now, Im all dressed up in my pretty underthings 236 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,888 and I need a little lip suction. 237 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,111 And now for that mouth. 238 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,161 Id like to stick my whole head in your mouth 239 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:58,164 and let you suck out my eyeballs. 240 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,080 I bet youd like that, wouldnt you? 241 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,659 What are you hogs looking at? The shows over! Beat it! 242 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,967 Mortville is up that way! Follow that dirt road. 243 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,970 Go ahead before I haul your ass to jail! 244 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,799 Ill take a slice, please. 245 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,367 You want lemon meringue or chocolate? 246 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,021 Chocolate, honey. Okay. 247 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,548 Thatll be ten cents. 248 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,114 Could you recommend a rooming house 249 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,681 where we could spend the night? 250 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,035 I dont think I like it here. 251 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,951 Its filthy and the people are repulsive. 252 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:17,346 We have no choice, Peggy, and its better than jail. 253 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,958 Ill tell you, Grizelda, there is something wrong here. 254 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:25,136 Look around you. Its a village of idiots. 255 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,921 Somebody help me. 256 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:33,841 Cant you act normal? Just act normal for a change. 257 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,846 Please. There must be a Quality Court or something. 258 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,848 I cant go in that hog pen. 259 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,806 Oh, shut up. 260 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,422 Oh! 261 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,079 Can I help you? We were raped. 262 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,561 Please, give us shelter. You were raped? 263 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:00,781 Look, dont pay no attention to her. 264 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,914 We need to rent a room. You got money on you? 265 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,960 I am a very wealthy woman. 266 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:09,180 Yeah and Im Cybill Shepherd. 267 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,618 Come on in here. We might work something out. 268 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,447 That is, if you got money. 269 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:20,801 My names Mole, Mole McHenry. 270 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:24,370 Im Peggy Gravel. Its nice to meet you. 271 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:28,983 Im Grizelda, Grizelda Brown. Im Peggys psychiatric nurse. 272 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,419 Rooms out back. 273 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,683 Nothing fancy, but its a roof over your head. 274 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,381 Come on, Ill show you. 275 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,865 Shh! My girlfriends sleeping. 276 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,919 Yeah, youre lucky its empty. 277 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,704 My last tenant shot himself in here last night. 278 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,577 That dumb fuck left a mess everywhere. 279 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:07,717 Oh! 280 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:14,550 Ah, damn! It stinks in here. 281 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:17,248 What do you think? Do you want it? 282 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,728 Will he be removed? 283 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:20,861 Yeah, Ill get the stiff outta here 284 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:24,821 but dont think I got time for all the chores in the world. 285 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,520 No linens until I soak these in cold water. 286 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:31,350 And we aint got no toilets in Mortville. 287 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,003 How do we.. 288 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,745 I guess youll just have to use your imagination. 289 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,617 I see. I see. 290 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,967 How much cash you got? Give me that! 291 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:45,059 Six bucks. Hey, you are a rich one. 292 00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:49,759 A lottery ticket. Ill take that and Ill win it. 293 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,152 Whats this? A bank book? 294 00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:53,241 A lot of good thatll do you here. 295 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:56,418 There-there arent any banks in Mortville? 296 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:59,334 There aint nothin here, lady. 297 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,468 Nobodys got one red cent in Mortville 298 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,078 except for that queen. 299 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,602 The queen? Can she help us? 300 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,693 You got a lot to learn about living in Mortville. 301 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,130 I think wed like to take the room. 302 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,784 Its all yours, sweetheart. 303 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,830 You hungry? Yeah. 304 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:20,399 I think Im gonna eat some chow and I got a little extra. 305 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,488 Looks like you got a big appetite. 306 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:25,186 Id be happy to help with the preparation. 307 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:29,712 Well, this one takes the cake. 308 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,982 You both sure are ugly bitches. 309 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,854 Go on, sit down. 310 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,899 Hey, Muffy. We got company. 311 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:46,337 We really hadnt planned on coming here. 312 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,297 Were from the Guilford neighborhood in Baltimore. 313 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,649 I been to Baltimore a few times. Bumburg, I hate it. 314 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:56,696 All them hillbilly fucks looking at you. 315 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,785 Well, if you want to know the truth 316 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:02,049 we had no choice, but to come to Mortville. 317 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,486 Were in a lot of trouble. 318 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:06,836 You see, Im quite prominent 319 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:10,231 and weaccidentally killed my husband. 320 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,451 I dont care what you did. 321 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,018 Nobodys in Mortville for a vacation. 322 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,281 We all did something, or we wouldnt be here 323 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,762 in the first place. 324 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,938 Dinners served. 325 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:24,027 Im really not that hungry. 326 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:27,770 I invited you to dinner and you accepted. 327 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:32,383 Now youll eat this if I have to jam it down your throat. 328 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,387 Muffy, I called you to dinner. 329 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,216 Do I have to come in there and smack you? 330 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,394 You dont have to shout the house down. 331 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,223 I heard you alright already. 332 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:49,183 This is my-y girlfriend 333 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,837 Muffy St. Jacques. 334 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:55,015 The most beautiful woman in all of Mortville. 335 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:58,105 Hi. 336 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:03,153 This is Grizelda and, uh, I forget your name. 337 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,069 Peggy, Peggy Gravel. Its a pleasure. 338 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,593 We rent the room out back 339 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,856 so I guess well be neighbors. 340 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:11,553 Oh, really? 341 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,949 Well, I sleep in the room right next to you. Naked. 342 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:18,821 Youre five minutes late for dinner, Muffy. 343 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:22,956 Dont you remember our little talk about your laziness? 344 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:27,047 I was having an erotic dream. 345 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,266 I warned you about thinking about men 346 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,312 before your afternoon nap. 347 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:34,924 Dirty thoughts about dirty men bring on dirty dreams 348 00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:38,537 and youre a dirty girl, Muffy. 349 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,582 Mole, I cant help what I think about. 350 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,192 After all, its not my fault 351 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,760 Mr. Sandman is not a bulldozer like you. 352 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,457 Im warning you, Muffy. 353 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,505 Mole, sometimes I need a man. 354 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,551 Im a man, Muffy. 355 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,597 A man trapped in a womans body. 356 00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:59,514 Yeah, Mole, but you dont have the same big deal. 357 00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:07,870 Take it back! 358 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,611 Take it out! It hurts! 359 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,657 Take back what you said to me! 360 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,833 Okay, Mole, youre the only one. 361 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,052 I love you. Youre my man. Im only queer.. 362 00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:19,926 Thats better. 363 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:23,973 You see, Muffy knows how I feel about men. 364 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:27,368 Im not one to be pushed over my limit. 365 00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,763 That hurt! 366 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:31,981 Go! 367 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,418 Come on, come on. 368 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,420 There they are. Dont move, scags. 369 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,206 Youre both under arrest by the order of Queen Carlotta. 370 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:42,252 Anything you say could put you in front of the firing squad. 371 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,428 Take it easy! We aint fighting you! 372 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,822 Help us! Please, help us! 373 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:50,086 Oh, dont worry. Standard procedure in Mortville. 374 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,959 Officer, would you like a cup of gin or something? 375 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,613 Stay back, peasant woman! Oh! Oh. 376 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,227 Right up here. Hold it right there. 377 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,972 Right there. Come on. 378 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:10,324 Come on, you fatso. Get up in there. 379 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:24,120 Oh, Peggy. 380 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,819 Peggy. Peggy. 381 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:34,217 Oh, Grizelda, I cant. 382 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,829 Oh, Peggy. Peggy. 383 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:49,102 Lets go! Come on! Get out of there. Lets go. 384 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,844 Come on. Come on. Lets go. 385 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:57,632 Come on, get up there. Lets go. 386 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,199 Come on! Move it! 387 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:02,332 Come on! 388 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,295 Hey, boys, look what I brought you! 389 00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,701 We brought you some fresh meat. 390 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,356 Fresh meat. 391 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,532 Get on your knees. 392 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:31,231 We got something good for you, girl. 393 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:32,754 Dont be crying, crybaby. 394 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:36,018 Daddys not going to leave you now. 395 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:38,717 Asshole. Asshole. 396 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:48,901 Her Majesty, the Honorable Queen Carlotta of Mortville. 397 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:04,307 Welcome to Mortville, ladies. 398 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:10,357 I read in the big city papers that you are wanted for murder. 399 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:14,230 The murder of a certain Mr. Bosley Gravel. 400 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,623 We only-- 401 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,669 You are interrupting my flow of power! 402 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,064 Give these peasants a little dinner, Lieutenant Wilson. 403 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:26,199 I bet theyre hungry after a long day of breakin laws. 404 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:29,637 Here. Nice live roaches. Oh, no. No. 405 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,421 Come on, eat these fucking things! 406 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:34,076 Come on, eat em ! Eat em. 407 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,775 Eat em, goddamn it! Eat em. 408 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,777 Eat these things! Eat these roaches! 409 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:43,694 Plenty left for you too, honey. 410 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:47,133 Come on, eat em ! Eat em. Swallow those goddamn things. 411 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,264 Eat em ! 412 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,749 Now listen to me, riffraff. 413 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:58,492 Every word I ever utter 414 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:03,236 is to be taken as a direct royal proclamation 415 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:07,980 or face death by the firing squad. 416 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,720 Yes, maam. Maam? 417 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,027 Im your Royal Highness 418 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:15,335 and I demand that you address me as such! 419 00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:17,859 Yes, Your Royal Highness. 420 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:21,428 Lets show them were not kidding. 421 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:24,431 Bring in the prisoner, Lieutenant Wilson. 422 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,476 Come on, you rotten son of a bitch. 423 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:27,956 You bastard. 424 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:32,047 Any last words, goon face? 425 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,571 You can lick my royal hemorrhoids, you fat pig. 426 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:38,053 Oh, ready, aim, fire! 427 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,799 I advise you to listen carefully, rubbish. 428 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:47,715 Royal proclamation number one. 429 00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:54,243 As long as you live in Mortville 430 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:58,682 you must always consider me your God. 431 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:01,729 And if you ever see me on the streets 432 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:06,429 fall to your knees and shout, I honor you, Queen Carlotta! 433 00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,432 Royal proclamation number two. 434 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:16,744 You must live here in constant mortification 435 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:21,749 solely existing to bring me and my tourists 436 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:24,491 moments of royal amusement. 437 00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:27,668 Im not responsible for your income 438 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:31,280 your living conditions, or your personal happiness. 439 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:35,763 Have I made myself perfectly clear? 440 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,722 Yes, Your Royal Majesty. 441 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:42,509 And you, Mrs. Gravel, murderess? 442 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,425 Youve made yourself quite clear. 443 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,383 Your.. 444 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,255 Your Royal Majesty. 445 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,474 So be it! 446 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:55,304 Lieutenant Williams, take them to our ugly expert 447 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:58,394 and give them a complete overhaul. 448 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:01,615 And when you walk down the streets of Mortville 449 00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:04,444 make sure youre dressed like what you really are. 450 00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:06,446 Trash! 451 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:09,188 Remove them! 452 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:10,711 Come on! Were through here! 453 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:12,974 Up. Up on your feet! Come on! Out! 454 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:16,325 Out. Come on. Out, out, out. 455 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:24,464 Are my duties of discipline ever over, Lieutenant Wilson? 456 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:26,466 Remove me from this contraption. 457 00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,076 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 458 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,644 Yes, I know, I know. 459 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:34,604 Get me into my royal cot and be quick. 460 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,042 Come on, come on. I havent got all day. 461 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,869 Come on. Hurry, hurry. 462 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:42,525 Come on. Yes. Come on.. 463 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:45,528 If it pleases the queen, Royal Security has reported 464 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:48,618 that the Princess Coo-Coo has returned to the castle. 465 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:52,100 Shes been out all night again with that garbage man. 466 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:54,842 That child of mine will be the death of me. 467 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:57,410 Take me to her chambers. I honor you, Your Majesty. 468 00:32:57,497 --> 00:33:02,502 Be quick, come on, lets go. Get out of the way! Come on! 469 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:06,375 Hurry! Come on! Out of the way! 470 00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:09,204 Come on, get out of the way. Come on, hurry up. 471 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:12,294 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. Come on, be quick. Come on. 472 00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:15,645 Alright, get out of the way. 473 00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:16,907 Come on. Hurry. 474 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,915 Ill call you when I need you, Lieutenant Wilson. 475 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,439 I honor you, Your Majesty. 476 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:28,745 Coo-Coo, I must have a little talk with you. 477 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,051 Oh, leave me alone, mummy. 478 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,748 Ive had a wonderful evening 479 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:34,403 and I dont want it spoiled with your nosy nagging. 480 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:37,189 A wonderful evening with a garbage man? 481 00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:39,060 Hes not a garbage man. 482 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,802 He just helps pick up trash at the nudist colony. 483 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:44,109 I hardly think that a nudist janitor 484 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,502 is the proper escort for a royal princess. 485 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:49,288 Im 38 years old and I can date who I please. 486 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,072 Youve no right to order me around 487 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,987 like one of your subjects. 488 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,642 You may not realize it, Coo-Coo 489 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:57,600 but you have an awesome responsibility 490 00:33:57,687 --> 00:33:59,254 on your shoulders. 491 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:02,866 One day, all Mortville will be yours 492 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:06,348 and you must learn to rule with dignity. 493 00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:09,003 I dont want to be queen of anywhere. 494 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,005 Mother, I want to marry Herbert! 495 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:15,705 Herbert? Is that his name? Its a beautiful name. 496 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:19,318 You would step down from your throne for the love of a mutant? 497 00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:23,061 But, mummy, I love him. Well, I wont have it! 498 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:26,412 Im afraid Im going to have to punish you, Coo-Coo. 499 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,545 Youre forbidden to leave your room until your 40th birthday! 500 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,243 I wont stay in this castle. 501 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:34,463 I love Herbert. Im gonna marry him and you wont stop me! 502 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:38,293 Now youve given me another nosebleed! 503 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,817 I hate this stupid town. Get out of here. 504 00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:42,906 Leave me in peace. Excuse me, Your Highness.. 505 00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:45,735 Take me to my bedroom and lock Coo-Coo for the night. 506 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,608 No, no, no. No, no-o! 507 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:52,351 Come on. Hurry up, hurry up. 508 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:55,049 That daughter of mine is a delinquent. 509 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,921 Im gonna have to take drastic steps with her. 510 00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:00,228 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 511 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,491 Can you make it, Your Highness? 512 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:03,927 I suppose so. 513 00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:09,281 I believe its your night to service me, Lieutenant Wilson. 514 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:12,240 Im always eager, Your Highness. 515 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:16,375 Oh, that love muscle. Whip it out and shove it hard. 516 00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:20,944 Oh, come on, daddy. Fuck me, come on. 517 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:23,077 Ooh! Glow, little inchworm. 518 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:26,080 Oh, look at those balls! 519 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,648 Oh, daddy, come on. 520 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,955 Ooh! Look at that pout. Yeah! 521 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,522 Oh, come on, come on. 522 00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:36,569 Oh, come on, Lieutenant. I havent got all night. 523 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:39,398 Come on. Oh, come on. 524 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,448 Dont bother with the head. 525 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:48,972 The V in my crotch is what needs the attention. 526 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:51,323 But I can fuck like a bandit, Your Highness. 527 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,281 Rob my safety deposit box then. 528 00:35:53,368 --> 00:35:55,675 Dig for gold, dig for gold. 529 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:58,765 Oh, Your Highness. Im entering.. 530 00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:01,420 Go, daddy, go all night. Get it. 531 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:05,032 Get it, get it, get it. 532 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:11,865 Pretty outfits. 533 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,217 Funny, is it? 534 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,176 Well, let me tell you 535 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:22,528 I wouldnt wear this outfit to a dog fight. 536 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:25,139 Maybe you two have resigned yourselves 537 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:28,316 to a subhuman life in this slum of a town 538 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:31,406 but I, Peggy Gravel, have not. 539 00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:35,149 You better hush up before Mole loses her temper and smacks you. 540 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,890 Just shut up, Peggy. 541 00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:40,241 No, I wont shut up. You shut up! 542 00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:43,810 Ill tell you, my blue blood is about ready to boil. 543 00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:47,335 Hey! You listen to me, wacko. 544 00:36:47,422 --> 00:36:48,902 See this fist? 545 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,078 Im about ready to use that hatchet-face 546 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,167 of yours as a punching bag. 547 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:55,952 Now sit down and shut up! 548 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,520 Moles right, Peggy. 549 00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:02,437 I am sick of listenin to your bitchin. 550 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:06,963 The next time you feel a fit comin on, go outside and bitch. 551 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,966 Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. 552 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:13,187 But dont bitch at us. 553 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:16,625 But bitching isnt relief if theres no one to hear it. 554 00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:19,324 Well, we cant all be your psychiatrist, honey. 555 00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:21,587 Weve got problems of our own. 556 00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:24,111 Well, why are you in Mortville? 557 00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:28,158 Oh, its a long ugly story. 558 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,943 Go ahead, Muffy. Tell her. 559 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,815 Maybe shed stop feeling sorry for herself. 560 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,427 I wasnt always like this. 561 00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:39,561 Oh, I mean, of course, I was always visually stunning. 562 00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:44,392 But I was married to a man and I had a baby named Freddy. 563 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,655 It was about two years ago 564 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:51,007 and my husband and I were just returning from a cocktail party. 565 00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,275 Let me drive. 566 00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:01,322 Get off, I can drive. Always trying to boss me around. 567 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:05,065 Youre drunkas per usual. Ah! 568 00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:08,808 Every time we step out of the house, you get dead drunk. 569 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:12,072 When youre married to a nag, a mans gotta drink. 570 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:14,857 First I have to be mortified in front of our friends. 571 00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:17,643 Now I have to be mortified in front of the baby-sitter. 572 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,688 I suppose Ill have to drive her home. 573 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,386 Ill take her. 574 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,432 Yeah, youll take her straight to the graveyard. 575 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:27,609 Let me drive. Get off, Ill take her. 576 00:38:27,696 --> 00:38:30,308 Check it out. 577 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,494 This motherfucker is having a little party. 578 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,108 What are you doing here? 579 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:50,023 What is this? 580 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,553 Who are you? Get out of my house. 581 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,035 Wheres my baby? 582 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:10,130 My Freddy! Get out of my liquor! 583 00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:11,523 Oh, Freddy. 584 00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:16,919 Oh, my God. Hes gone. 585 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:23,491 Oh, my God. 586 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,276 What have you done with my baby? 587 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,497 I dont know, Im trippin. Trippin? Wheres Freddy? 588 00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:31,586 I think I put him in the kitchen. 589 00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:34,284 The kitchen? Oh, Freddy, Freddy. 590 00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:41,857 Oh, Freddy, Freddy. 591 00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:45,513 Little Freddy. Oh, baby. 592 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,645 Hey, got any downers? 593 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,647 My baby. You little tramp. 594 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,866 My baby was in the refrigerator. 595 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:53,173 So dont pay me. Dont pay me, then. 596 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,957 Dont pay you? You little snip. 597 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:58,308 Oh, thats alright. 598 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:02,051 Ah! 599 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,709 Come on, bitch. Eat some dog food. 600 00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,407 No. 601 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:10,451 Eat it! 602 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:13,628 Eat it. 603 00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,500 Eat it, you bitch. 604 00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:17,502 Put my baby in the refrigerator. 605 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,025 Eat it. 606 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,854 Murderer. 607 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:29,122 Oh, good Christ. 608 00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:33,779 Are you crazy? Are you trying to kill her? 609 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:37,130 Get your stinkin liquor breath out of my face, you drunken.. 610 00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:39,132 Ah. Oh-ho-ho. 611 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:53,407 You.. 612 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:57,716 You crazy woman, you crazy.. 613 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,413 Open this window. 614 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,763 Youre crazy, you should be in a mental hospital. 615 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:05,201 You drunk! Get away from me. Take your ass to AA. 616 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:09,597 Get out of here, you slob. Get out of here, dont touch me. 617 00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:15,211 Im sorry. 618 00:41:36,929 --> 00:41:40,193 Ive never seen my baby again. 619 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,326 The press still calls me The Dog Food Murderess. 620 00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:45,720 I can never go back. 621 00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,766 I couldnt bear the shame. 622 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:53,119 And you, Mole, what happened to you? 623 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:56,818 Well, Ive been in Mortville for ten long years 624 00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:59,081 and Ill tell ya, it isnt very pretty 625 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:02,171 what a town without pity can do. 626 00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:05,174 What brought me here was a championship wrestlin match. 627 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:08,656 It was back in 1966. 628 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:12,225 And I was fightin under the name of Rastlin Rita. 629 00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:16,142 My challenger was Big Jimmy Dong the Human Blockhead. 630 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,841 Good evening, Ladies and gentlemen. 631 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:24,585 Welcome to Ringside Arena. 632 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:27,632 Tonights main event 633 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:34,116 featuring, Big Jimmy Dong, The Human Blockhead. 634 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,483 And in the opposite corner 635 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:57,749 his opponent, Rastlin Rita. 636 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:05,713 Fuck you! 637 00:44:57,477 --> 00:45:00,349 That ended my professional rastlin career 638 00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,177 and Ive been here ever since 639 00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:06,573 sittin in my own stink and tryin to figure a way out. 640 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:09,054 But our lucks gonna be changin. Right, Muff? 641 00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:12,100 Right, Mole. Were gonna win that lottery. 642 00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:15,190 I believe that was our lottery ticket. 643 00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:18,628 It was yours, but you rented a room, asswipe. 644 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,674 That tickets mine now. 645 00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:22,676 Well, you better give us our share. 646 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:25,810 We need money. Were not trash like you. 647 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:27,768 Were not used to this low-class life. 648 00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:30,858 Ill wipe the floor with you. 649 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:34,470 Break it up. Break it up. 650 00:45:34,557 --> 00:45:37,169 Rip her head right off. 651 00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:40,476 Those lottery tickets aint no good no way. 652 00:45:40,563 --> 00:45:42,827 The odds are a million to one. 653 00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:45,481 Dont say that. Youll hex our good luck. 654 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,483 Im warnin you both. 655 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:49,747 You better stay out of my way. 656 00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:52,575 Cause when old Mole gets mean 657 00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:56,014 theres no tellin what shell do. 658 00:45:56,101 --> 00:45:58,059 Peggy, I think its time for bed now. 659 00:45:58,146 --> 00:46:00,148 We both need a good nights sleep. 660 00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,281 Oh, Ill sleep, alright. 661 00:46:02,368 --> 00:46:05,458 Maybe in my dreams, I can forget about this rotten little town 662 00:46:05,545 --> 00:46:07,939 and its disgusting population. 663 00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:12,073 As far as Im concerned, you two belong in Mortville. 664 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,248 Oh! 665 00:46:31,005 --> 00:46:33,616 Oh, those bosoms drive me berserk, baby. 666 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,071 That was an uh-uh! 667 00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,732 Peggy. Oh, Peggy. 668 00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:07,128 Go, Peggy, go! 669 00:47:07,215 --> 00:47:08,782 Get it, Peggy. Get it! 670 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,219 Get it! Oh, Peggy. 671 00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,961 Grizelda, its so unnatural. 672 00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:15,876 Oh, get it! Just get it, Peggy! 673 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:18,183 But I dont know how. 674 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,489 Just eat it, Peggy. Eat it, eat it! 675 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,274 If its good enough for Gertrude Stein. 676 00:47:22,361 --> 00:47:23,405 Eat it, Peggy! 677 00:47:23,492 --> 00:47:25,843 Ooh! Ah, ah. 678 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,763 Ah, ah! 679 00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:39,508 Wake up! Wake up! 680 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:46,776 Lets go! 681 00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:54,741 Come on, lets go! Get out of bed! 682 00:47:57,744 --> 00:48:00,051 What the fuck is that now? 683 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:10,061 Come on, wake up. Royal proclamation. 684 00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:13,673 All residents must read the royal proclamation. 685 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,762 Here, stupid. Ha ha ha. 686 00:48:21,855 --> 00:48:23,161 Huh? 687 00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:25,076 You wont believe this, Muffy. 688 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:28,949 That cow has gone too far this time. 689 00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:30,690 Listen to this shit. 690 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,735 Royal proclamation. 691 00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:36,739 Queen Carlotta has proclaimed today as Backwards Day. 692 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:39,090 All residents must wear their clothes backwards 693 00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:41,266 and walk backwards at all times. 694 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,703 Anyone who fails to perform for the tourists 695 00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:46,445 will be immediately executed. 696 00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:50,666 Oh, God! You mean, we have to walk around backwards all day? 697 00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:52,886 Looks that way, Muffy. 698 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:56,020 Oh, and Im on empty stomach yet. 699 00:48:56,107 --> 00:48:59,153 Mole, Im starving to death. 700 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,938 Hmm, ditto, doll face. 701 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,642 The cupboards bare, Muffy. 702 00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,644 Oh, it aint right to wake up 703 00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:14,473 hearin your own stomach growlin. 704 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,563 I guess well just have to wait for the food dump. 705 00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:20,958 Everywhere I looks a big nothing. 706 00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:23,438 Id eat anything. 707 00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:27,747 I know, Mole. Im so hungry I could eat cancer. 708 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,881 Isnt this a godsend? 709 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,754 Pussy brought daddy some breakfast. 710 00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:37,104 I hope those other two arent expecting 711 00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:39,019 a continental breakfast. 712 00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:45,678 Cause old Moles gonna chomp this down in one big bite. 713 00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:51,553 Oh. 714 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,470 Ooh, look, marshmallow. Oh, that looks good. 715 00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:59,735 Mmm, and Cheez-its for my little tummy. 716 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:02,608 Mmm. 717 00:50:02,695 --> 00:50:05,045 Mmm, this is so, its so good. 718 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:13,140 Well, good morning, little birdy. 719 00:50:13,227 --> 00:50:17,057 Youre a cute little fella. Want some pizza? 720 00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:21,018 I bet youre hungry. 721 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:23,933 Yes, birdy, birdy, birdy. 722 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,458 I bet you flew all the way to Mortville 723 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:29,548 just to see Backwards Day, didnt you? 724 00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,637 Well, you flew into the right window 725 00:50:31,724 --> 00:50:34,944 cause Im your Queen. 726 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,034 Yeah. 727 00:50:37,121 --> 00:50:39,123 Excuse me, Your Highness, but Princess Coo-Coo 728 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,777 has just escaped from her royal bedroom. 729 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,388 She what? 730 00:50:43,475 --> 00:50:47,827 That little M.F. Come on and get me into my cot. 731 00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,612 Be quick, too. Come on. I honor you, Your Majesty. 732 00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:54,877 Come on, you goons. Come on. 733 00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:57,576 Get me into that cot. 734 00:50:57,663 --> 00:50:59,665 Come on. Lets hurry, lets hurry. 735 00:51:03,016 --> 00:51:05,149 Come on. Lets go, lets go. 736 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:08,021 Come on, come on. 737 00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:11,285 Come on, you big ape. Hurry up, hurry up. 738 00:51:11,372 --> 00:51:12,417 Come on. 739 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:17,465 Why, that ungrateful little whippersnapper. 740 00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:20,294 She escaped by shimmying down this rope of sheets. 741 00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:22,296 On Backwards Day yet? 742 00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:25,560 I want you morons to find her 743 00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:30,348 and as for that garbage man, I want him shot on sight. 744 00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:33,264 Damn that hellcat of a daughter of mine. 745 00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:36,789 That good-for-nothing, simple-minded scallywag. 746 00:51:36,876 --> 00:51:38,617 Damn, damn, damn it. 747 00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:42,403 Oh, Christ. 748 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,581 Oh. Pardon me. 749 00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:48,801 Watch it, clown. Sorry. 750 00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:55,634 Hi, Mr. Paul. 751 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:57,766 Hi, doll face! 752 00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:00,813 This Backwards Days a lot of shit, aint it? 753 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,207 Sure is, Mr. Paul. It sure is. 754 00:52:03,294 --> 00:52:05,252 Can we come? 755 00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:07,124 Oh, fuck. 756 00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:11,476 Wait, wait! 757 00:52:12,607 --> 00:52:13,956 Wait for us! 758 00:52:19,832 --> 00:52:20,789 Come on. 759 00:52:22,748 --> 00:52:25,794 Sorry, nudists only. No tourists. 760 00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:29,276 Shina, its me Muffy. 761 00:52:29,363 --> 00:52:31,539 Well, why didnt you say it was the most 762 00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:33,759 beautiful woman in Mortville? 763 00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:37,371 Hi, darlin. Hey, Mr. Mole. 764 00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:40,635 This is Grizelda and Peggy. Theyre new in Mortville. 765 00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:42,333 Its nice to meet you. 766 00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:43,943 Shina, you got todays paper around? 767 00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:46,206 We wanna see if we won the Maryland lottery. 768 00:52:46,293 --> 00:52:48,600 You know newspapers are contraband. 769 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:50,602 But I sure hope you do win. 770 00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:52,647 This town could stand a little glamour. 771 00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,649 I tell you, Im gettin fed up. 772 00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:56,477 Were all fed up, Shina. 773 00:52:56,564 --> 00:52:59,088 At least you dont have to participate in Backwards Day. 774 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,352 I know, Im surprised the Queen didnt order me 775 00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:03,658 to wear my vagina backwards. 776 00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:08,794 Excuse me, but I must see Herbert. Herbert, my love. 777 00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:10,926 I honor you, Princess Coo-Coo. I honor you. 778 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:14,016 Oh, you dont have to do that. Im not like my mother. 779 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:15,975 Im a normal person. Come on, now. 780 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,020 Get up. Please, get up. 781 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:21,154 Herberts out there searchin for garbage as usual Princess. 782 00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:24,636 But I tell you, if you two are havin an affair, be careful. 783 00:53:24,723 --> 00:53:26,594 That Queen will cut off your ears. 784 00:53:26,681 --> 00:53:29,336 Let her do it. Herbert doesnt care if I have ears. 785 00:53:29,423 --> 00:53:31,120 He only cares about my mind. 786 00:53:32,774 --> 00:53:35,212 Herbert. Coo-Coo, Coo-Coo. 787 00:53:35,299 --> 00:53:39,781 Oh, Coo. I worship the ground you walk on. 788 00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:43,220 I couldnt keep my mind on my work all mornin. 789 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:47,441 Every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you. 790 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:52,098 An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are. 791 00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:56,320 A snotty Kleenex made me realize how much Id cry 792 00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:58,670 if we ever had to part. 793 00:53:58,757 --> 00:54:02,413 An old rubber made me think of all the nights of Eros 794 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,545 we have before us. 795 00:54:04,632 --> 00:54:07,766 I love you, Coo-Coo. Oh, Herbert. 796 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:11,248 I masturbated 14 times last night just thinkin of you. 797 00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:13,119 And when I finally did fall asleep 798 00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:15,164 my dreams were not exactly dry. 799 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,166 Take me now, Herbert. 800 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,168 Take me in front of the whole town. 801 00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:26,088 Oh, my God. Oh, no, no. 802 00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:28,265 Oh, Jesus. 803 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:35,359 Oh, no. What hell lays in store for us now? 804 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:38,187 I dont know, Peggy. Just keep up with Mole. 805 00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:59,034 How do you like that, you pervert? 806 00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:16,791 Get him, girl. Yay! 807 00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:19,968 What kind of a bar is this? 808 00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:22,536 Who asked you to sit with us, anyway? 809 00:55:22,623 --> 00:55:24,669 Well, I have to use the ladies room. 810 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:28,325 The piss holes out back. Ill save your seat for you. 811 00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:35,375 Oh! Over here, baby. 812 00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:36,942 Oh, no. Sit on my face. 813 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:40,293 Stop it. No! Oh, God. Sit on my face over here. 814 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,860 No, Stop. Leave me alone. 815 00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:48,301 Oh, lookin for some action? 816 00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:50,347 Oh, no. Come on. 817 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:52,827 Leave me alone. It wont hurt. 818 00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,351 Just leave me alone. Come on. 819 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:56,875 No, go away! Leave me alone. 820 00:55:56,962 --> 00:55:59,181 Well have a good time. Leave me alone, stop! 821 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:00,835 Stop, stop, stop. 822 00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:06,363 I wanna-- Go away. 823 00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,930 Leave me alone. Freak. 824 00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,889 Please, just go away. 825 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:12,673 Go away. 826 00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:21,116 Oh, God. Oh, please just go away. Just leave me alone. 827 00:56:21,203 --> 00:56:23,075 Just leave me alone, please. 828 00:56:23,162 --> 00:56:24,903 Just leave me alone. 829 00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:31,083 Oh, God. No, no. 830 00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:40,309 Flipper, yeah. 831 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,702 Oh, God, get off. 832 00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:47,186 Im not trying to be rude, really 833 00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:49,449 but I cant stay in here any longer. 834 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:51,495 Oh, whats the matter? Dont you like fun? 835 00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:54,236 This is not my idea of fun. 836 00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:56,500 Grizelda, please walk me back to the house. 837 00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,327 Oh, loosen up a bit. 838 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,852 I have no desire to be a loose person 839 00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:03,681 and you should stop drinking before you get dead drunk. 840 00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:06,466 Oh, come on. Ill walk you back. 841 00:57:06,553 --> 00:57:08,729 I dont get you, Peggy. 842 00:57:08,816 --> 00:57:13,255 Yeah, you leech onto us and then all you do is complain. 843 00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:16,084 Let the little babies go home. 844 00:57:16,171 --> 00:57:18,086 Boy, if you dont like this bar 845 00:57:18,173 --> 00:57:20,872 there is really something wrong with you. 846 00:57:20,959 --> 00:57:22,526 Kill him, Flip. 847 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:37,976 Get him, Flipper. 848 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,903 Hit him. Come on, you guys. 849 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,085 Bye-bye, sweetie. 850 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:03,610 See you next Tuesday. Same time, same place. 851 00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:04,916 Bye! 852 00:58:16,014 --> 00:58:18,538 You lazy bitch. 853 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,801 Im out workin my tail off all day 854 00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:23,151 and youre in there fuckin midgets. 855 00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:24,979 Isnt that the pits? 856 00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:26,894 Oh, Flipper, now. Dont start that shit. 857 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,722 Shes just an old friend of mine. 858 00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,724 Come on, now. Get in here. 859 00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:32,857 Old friend, my ass. 860 00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:35,120 Youve turned my apartment into your own private 861 00:58:35,207 --> 00:58:37,688 passion pit, havent you? 862 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:40,691 You better cram it, Flipper. Not in front of company. 863 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:43,084 Sorry if we interrupted anything. 864 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,521 You didnt interrupt anything, Mole. 865 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:46,218 Flippers so jealous 866 00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:48,742 she thinks the toilets I sit on is her competition. 867 00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,309 What can I do for ya? 868 00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:52,616 Tryin to find todays paper. You got one, Shotsie? 869 00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,400 Yeah, I got one around here somewhere. 870 00:58:54,487 --> 00:58:56,402 Just wait a minute here. 871 00:58:57,664 --> 00:59:00,275 Hey, alright. Here you go. 872 00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:06,673 There it is. Oh, there it is. 873 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,502 Maryland lottery listings. Here they are. 874 00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:16,378 08555321. We did it, Muffy. 875 00:59:16,465 --> 00:59:19,468 Were rich. I want my own chauffeur. 876 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:23,211 We won $1,000. Thank you, God. 877 00:59:23,298 --> 00:59:25,562 Shut up, Muffy. Shut up. 878 00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:29,348 Look at all those dummies. 879 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:31,524 Come on you apes, hurry up. 880 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:32,786 Hurry up. 881 00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:35,180 Come on, lets be quick. 882 00:59:36,529 --> 00:59:39,053 Look at those dummies. 883 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,708 Gimme that. Its mine. Its mine. 884 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,975 Attention, attention. 885 00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:52,023 The Honorable Queen Carlotta of Mortville. 886 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:56,244 We honor you, Queen Carlotta. Hail Queen Carlotta. 887 01:00:07,386 --> 01:00:11,390 Hey, morons, you got your clothes on backwards. 888 01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:17,004 Oh, gosh. This is fun. 889 01:00:17,091 --> 01:00:19,093 Hi, stupid. 890 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:20,573 Hi, ugly. 891 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:25,230 Ohew. 892 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:27,798 That senile old cunt. 893 01:00:27,885 --> 01:00:31,889 I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens in it. 894 01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:34,500 Id help you pull the trigger, Mole. 895 01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:37,111 Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you? 896 01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:40,549 I cant resist. 897 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:45,337 That hog face is too much of a moving target to ignore. 898 01:00:48,427 --> 01:00:50,124 God damn it. Who threw that? 899 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:53,301 God damn it. 900 01:00:53,388 --> 01:00:55,826 Oh, Herbert. Were safe now. 901 01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:58,567 Im sorry I had to drag you all that way 902 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,570 but those silly nudists wanted to bury you. 903 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,401 Oh, I love you too, my darling. 904 01:01:06,488 --> 01:01:08,490 Mother cant hurt us now. 905 01:01:08,577 --> 01:01:11,232 Well get married tonight. 906 01:01:11,319 --> 01:01:13,278 Oh, you dont look so well. 907 01:01:13,365 --> 01:01:15,802 I hope you perk up for our honeymoon. 908 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,242 What the hell is this? 909 01:01:21,329 --> 01:01:24,028 Im sorry. I know its rude to bring my lover here 910 01:01:24,115 --> 01:01:26,073 especially since I dont even know you. 911 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,033 But my mothers armys trying to kill my Herbert. 912 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,732 Young woman, that man is already dead. 913 01:01:32,819 --> 01:01:35,039 No, hes not. Hes just asleep. 914 01:01:35,126 --> 01:01:38,216 Arent you, Herbert? Say hi to the nice ladies. 915 01:01:38,303 --> 01:01:40,305 Youd better get your lilly-white ass 916 01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,481 out of here before we all get shot. 917 01:01:42,568 --> 01:01:45,571 Please dont kick me out. Those soldiers are looking for me. 918 01:01:45,658 --> 01:01:48,661 My motherll lock me up in the castle if she finds me. 919 01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:51,838 You obviously belong in a mental hospital. 920 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,885 Oh, look whos callin the kettle black. 921 01:01:54,972 --> 01:01:57,931 Shes just upset. Now be easy on her. 922 01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,890 I will not! 923 01:01:59,977 --> 01:02:02,806 I dont want some renegade necrophile princess 924 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,459 as my roommate. 925 01:02:04,546 --> 01:02:06,331 Its just for a few days. 926 01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:09,421 Dont be so selfish. 927 01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:13,120 Selfish? Ill show you selfish. 928 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,905 Get out of here, mongoloid! 929 01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:18,256 Take your stinking corpse of a boyfriend with you. 930 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:21,912 Oh, Herbert, this ladys being so mean to me. 931 01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,696 Dont cry, princess. 932 01:02:23,783 --> 01:02:25,872 Ill try and help you some way. 933 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:34,011 There, there. Everythings gonna be alright. 934 01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:37,797 Go ahead. Feel her up. Just like you did to me. 935 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:40,321 Find em, feel em, fuck em, forget em! 936 01:02:40,408 --> 01:02:43,803 Is that your new motto? 937 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:46,763 Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy 938 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:50,288 before I plug it up with my fist. 939 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:55,162 Youre just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town. 940 01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:58,513 What the hell do you mean, dyke? 941 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,603 A fat dyke! Fat dyke! 942 01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:04,302 Help, police! The princess is in my house! 943 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,871 Youre under arrest by order of Her Highness 944 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,176 the Queen Carlotta. 945 01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:10,699 Okay.. 946 01:03:12,484 --> 01:03:14,747 Out. Ah! 947 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,705 Whats going on in here? 948 01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:34,854 Whats happening in here? 949 01:03:40,991 --> 01:03:42,644 Ah! 950 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,480 Oh. Ah. 951 01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,448 Come on, you little bitch. 952 01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:05,450 Get out of there. Get up. 953 01:04:05,537 --> 01:04:07,104 Your mothers waiting to see you. 954 01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:09,628 Oh, Herbert. 955 01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:12,065 Come on. 956 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:21,988 Those snotty bitches got a lot of nerve 957 01:04:22,075 --> 01:04:23,816 wrecking our guest house. 958 01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:26,906 I shouldve gotten a security deposit from those assholes. 959 01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:29,735 Yeah. You let riffraff in and they bring 960 01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,868 the neighborhood down every time. 961 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:34,392 Look, baby, I got to get my ass into Baltimore 962 01:04:34,479 --> 01:04:37,308 to claim our money and do some shoppin. 963 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:39,136 Will you be alright while Im gone? 964 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:42,574 Oh, sure. Ill be fine, but you be careful. 965 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:46,708 Alright, then. Lock those doors. And dont fuck any men. 966 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:54,325 Oh, go! Go take it off. Lets see some ass. 967 01:04:54,412 --> 01:04:56,718 Oh. Oh. Oh. 968 01:04:56,805 --> 01:05:00,418 Strip faster! Lets see some private areas. 969 01:05:00,505 --> 01:05:02,202 Yeah. Yeah. 970 01:05:02,289 --> 01:05:06,119 Oh, I see London. Oh, I see France. 971 01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:09,035 Oh, spread those legs, baby! 972 01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:12,952 Oh, yessiree. A Hollywood love. 973 01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:14,345 Come on. 974 01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:16,695 That love muscle I want to see it. 975 01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:19,002 Oh. 976 01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:20,829 Come on over here with that thing. 977 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,793 Youre a wicked little boy. 978 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,578 Gettin me all heated up, arent you? 979 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:33,930 Im gonna have to give you a spankin. 980 01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:36,584 Ive been a bad little boy, havent I, Your Highness? 981 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:38,630 You certainly have, Grogan. 982 01:05:38,717 --> 01:05:40,937 Now, get up here with that behind. 983 01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:45,289 Come on, over my knee, you little bastard! 984 01:05:45,376 --> 01:05:47,508 Thisll teach you to arouse royalty. 985 01:05:49,728 --> 01:05:51,556 Harder. Harder. 986 01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:53,645 Ah. 987 01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:00,782 May I get up, Your Majesty? Yes, get up, stupid. 988 01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:05,918 I hope you didnt leave no pecker tracks on my gown. 989 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,659 May I get dressed, Your Majesty? 990 01:06:07,746 --> 01:06:09,966 Yes, please do. 991 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,359 Your body has a certain odor about it 992 01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:14,405 that always annoys me! 993 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:19,018 An odor, Your Majesty? Yes, a wretched stench. 994 01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:23,762 I wash daily, Your Majesty. Wash harder in the future. 995 01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:29,115 There is a noticeable odor zone somewhere on your body 996 01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:31,639 and Id appreciate it if you could locate it 997 01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:33,424 and deodorize it. 998 01:06:33,511 --> 01:06:35,904 Ill try and correct it, Your Majesty. 999 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,734 Oh, we cant all be perfect, Lieutenant Grogan. 1000 01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:42,563 Come on over here and sit besides my feet. 1001 01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:44,739 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 1002 01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:47,568 You honor me 1003 01:06:47,655 --> 01:06:50,963 but certain commoners in this town obviously dont. 1004 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:54,314 Someone threw a mudball at me today. 1005 01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:57,796 If only I had a little pink button to push 1006 01:06:57,883 --> 01:07:00,538 that could wipe out this town. 1007 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:05,151 Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb? 1008 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,153 I doubt it, Your Majesty. 1009 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,199 How about germ warfare? 1010 01:07:09,286 --> 01:07:11,027 Do you know anything about that? 1011 01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:14,030 You mean poisoning the population? 1012 01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:16,597 Yes, that sounds like a fun project. 1013 01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:19,209 How about rabies? 1014 01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:22,473 Could we spread that disease inexpensively? 1015 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,518 I think so, Your Majesty. 1016 01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:28,218 All we need is some rabid bat pus to make a serum. 1017 01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:30,568 Fine! Lets try it. 1018 01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:33,136 Rabid bat pus and lets put in 1019 01:07:33,223 --> 01:07:35,877 a little rat piss for good luck. 1020 01:07:35,964 --> 01:07:37,618 Youre a genius, Your Majesty. 1021 01:07:37,705 --> 01:07:41,448 I know. I know. 1022 01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:45,496 You let me out of here, mummy! You murderess! You rat! 1023 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,585 Stinking fascist slug! 1024 01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:54,592 Swine. 1025 01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:58,117 Quiet with the crying. 1026 01:07:58,204 --> 01:08:00,859 Your Majesty, Herbert the garbage man is dead. 1027 01:08:00,946 --> 01:08:03,296 And thanks to this noble peasant woman 1028 01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:06,604 we have captured Coo-Coo and returned her to the castle. 1029 01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:09,911 Release the prisoners! 1030 01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:13,872 Oh, thank you. Your Wonderful Majesty. 1031 01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,656 You bilious ball of blubber. 1032 01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:18,659 You rotten, stinking.. 1033 01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:20,444 Come on, get back here! 1034 01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,403 Thats the last straw, Coo-Coo! 1035 01:08:23,490 --> 01:08:24,883 I hereby proclaim-- 1036 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:28,539 Oh, shut up. 1037 01:08:28,626 --> 01:08:30,410 I hereby proclaim 1038 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:34,284 that you are no longer the Princess of Mortville. 1039 01:08:34,371 --> 01:08:36,808 Youll be gang-raped by my soldiers 1040 01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:39,158 injected with rabies 1041 01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:43,641 and exiled to the streets of Mortville where you belong. 1042 01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:46,818 I consider that an honor, Your Royal Hogness 1043 01:08:46,905 --> 01:08:50,909 to once and for all be freed from this mockery of a monarchy. 1044 01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:54,521 I will never live down the shame of my inherited name 1045 01:08:54,608 --> 01:08:58,830 but I will do my best to see that you topple from the throne. 1046 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,703 Seize her and fuck her! 1047 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:04,618 Yeah. 1048 01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:18,066 That was a courageous decision, Your Majesty. 1049 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,808 You may stand, Mrs. Gravel. 1050 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:27,859 I appreciate your help in capturing my daughter. 1051 01:09:27,946 --> 01:09:32,342 Loyalty to the Queen sometimes results in rewards. 1052 01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:35,997 Let me be the new princess, Your Majesty. 1053 01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:40,001 I have seen the human trash of Mortville 1054 01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:43,135 and I share your contempt for this town. 1055 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:46,921 My subjects are beneath contempt, Mrs. Gravel. 1056 01:09:47,008 --> 01:09:49,663 Dealing with the poor people is a waste of time. 1057 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:52,623 Only the rich should be allowed to live. 1058 01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:55,408 I like your politics, Mrs. Gravel. 1059 01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:57,236 And to tell the truth 1060 01:09:57,323 --> 01:10:01,458 I need a woman like yourself to follow in my footsteps. 1061 01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:04,983 If you looked all over this land, Your Majesty 1062 01:10:05,070 --> 01:10:08,769 I doubt youd find a woman as vicious as I. 1063 01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:11,294 Well give you a trial run. 1064 01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:14,601 Your first duty will be to help my soldiers 1065 01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:18,126 spread rabies to everyone in town. 1066 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,781 Do you think you can handle that? 1067 01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:23,567 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 1068 01:10:23,654 --> 01:10:28,789 And I know just the person I want to give it to first. 1069 01:11:16,924 --> 01:11:20,972 Dr. Robbie Singer. Dr. Kate Purcell.. 1070 01:11:38,816 --> 01:11:43,081 May I help you? Yeah, I want a sex change. 1071 01:11:43,168 --> 01:11:45,649 Uh, step over here, please. 1072 01:11:45,736 --> 01:11:47,694 Hey, look. Im in a rush. 1073 01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:52,612 So Id appreciate it if you took me before these other turkeys. 1074 01:11:52,699 --> 01:11:56,529 Do you have an appointment? No, I dont. 1075 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:58,183 Im sorry 1076 01:11:58,270 --> 01:12:00,620 but we dont see anyone here without an appointment. 1077 01:12:00,707 --> 01:12:04,189 Well, you do now, Nurse Nancy. 1078 01:12:04,276 --> 01:12:06,626 Come on, bitch! Cut these tits off! 1079 01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:09,673 Im only the nurse! The doctor is not in. 1080 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:12,240 Like hell he isnt! 1081 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:21,206 Sorry, Dr. Freedman. Come on, quack. 1082 01:12:21,293 --> 01:12:24,775 I want the sex change, and I want it now. 1083 01:12:24,862 --> 01:12:27,604 Why, Madam, the sex change is a long, complicated process. 1084 01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,083 We just cant-- 1085 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:32,086 Just give me the basics, or Ill cut her head off. 1086 01:12:32,173 --> 01:12:34,828 Look, why dont you just fill out the necessary forms 1087 01:12:34,915 --> 01:12:35,960 and well see if-- 1088 01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:38,397 Cut the sermon and give me my wang! 1089 01:12:38,484 --> 01:12:41,618 I want a wang, and I want it now. 1090 01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:44,098 I can only do so much under the circumstances. 1091 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,187 If you dont give me a sex change 1092 01:12:46,274 --> 01:12:50,148 Ill cut off your peter and sew it on me, myself! 1093 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:56,197 UhIll see what I can do, Madam. 1094 01:12:59,026 --> 01:13:01,812 Hi, big boys. 1095 01:13:01,899 --> 01:13:05,293 Ill bet you didnt know that mommy won the Maryland lottery. 1096 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,165 Yes! 1097 01:13:07,252 --> 01:13:11,648 Im gonna be buying you lots of new push-up bras. 1098 01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:14,564 So get ready for your new home. 1099 01:13:14,651 --> 01:13:18,002 Things are gonna be looking up for you two. 1100 01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:25,488 Well, howdy, Miss Muffy! Oh, Mole, you made it! 1101 01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:28,360 I missed you. I was worried about you. 1102 01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:29,796 You got the money? 1103 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:32,320 I sure do, honey. Look at those greenbacks. 1104 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:35,976 Oh, thank God, Mole. Money at last. 1105 01:13:36,063 --> 01:13:39,545 Good old germ-carrying American currency. 1106 01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:44,245 What you got in the shopping bag? 1107 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:47,814 Presents, Muffy. Presents fit for a queen. 1108 01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:49,250 Can I open them? 1109 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:52,340 You sure can, you big hunk of beauty. 1110 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,996 Come on, hurry up, honey. 1111 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,564 Ah. Oh. 1112 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,480 Oh. 1113 01:14:01,567 --> 01:14:04,570 Oh, a new bra! Its beautiful! 1114 01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,920 Try it on, honey. Let me help you. Quick. 1115 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:09,053 Get them boys in there. Just a minute. 1116 01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,359 Oh, hook it. Hook it for me, Mole. 1117 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:14,058 Got em in there? Yeah, hook it. 1118 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:18,628 Ooh, yum, yum. That support feels heavenly. 1119 01:14:18,715 --> 01:14:20,804 Hold still, now. Ooh, hook it. Hook it. 1120 01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:24,155 Hold still. Oh, tie a knot. Anything. 1121 01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:26,157 Ooh. Oh, my God. 1122 01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:29,421 What else you got for me? What else? 1123 01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:32,468 Ah. Just a second. 1124 01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:38,256 Oh, a mink coat. A mink coat! What else? What else you got? 1125 01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:42,303 Try this one, gorgey. Oh, what is it? 1126 01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:44,610 Youll love it. 1127 01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:47,831 I feel just like a little girl on Christmas morning. 1128 01:14:47,918 --> 01:14:51,443 A gown! Its stunning. 1129 01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:54,751 Oh, it makes me glad I was born a woman. 1130 01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:57,014 Oh, youll have to help me with this. 1131 01:14:57,101 --> 01:14:59,451 Oh, Im too nervous. 1132 01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:01,845 Just a minute. There it goes. 1133 01:15:01,932 --> 01:15:05,196 Take them goddamn panties off for a change. 1134 01:15:07,024 --> 01:15:10,331 Oh, Im beginning to feel like a queen already. 1135 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:13,596 You will be queen, Muffy. I promise you. 1136 01:15:15,162 --> 01:15:17,687 Look at these huggers. 1137 01:15:17,774 --> 01:15:22,169 Oh, firearms! Goody, goody gumdrops. 1138 01:15:22,256 --> 01:15:27,261 This ones mine, and this little .38 is all for you. 1139 01:15:27,348 --> 01:15:30,830 Oh! Youre so good to me, Mole. 1140 01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:33,529 I dont know what Id do without you. 1141 01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:36,401 I got another surprise for you, Muffy. 1142 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:39,099 A real big surprise. 1143 01:15:39,186 --> 01:15:41,711 Something you never even asked for. 1144 01:15:41,798 --> 01:15:45,410 A Chihuahua? No. Youll see. 1145 01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:49,762 Close your eyes. No peeking, now. 1146 01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:54,898 You wont believe this, Muffy. I cant wait. 1147 01:15:54,985 --> 01:15:57,553 Well, hurry. The suspense is killing me. 1148 01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,207 Oh, yeah! 1149 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:02,427 You can open em now. 1150 01:16:09,869 --> 01:16:12,176 What have you done to yourself, Mole? 1151 01:16:12,263 --> 01:16:14,961 Well, I got the sex change just for you, Muffy. 1152 01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:20,576 Get away from me with that deformed worm! 1153 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:23,840 Youre sick, Mole! Youre a weirdo pervert! 1154 01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:25,885 Oh, just let me try it once. 1155 01:16:25,972 --> 01:16:28,584 I gotta see if it works. Its a brand-new model. 1156 01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:30,411 I got it at Hopkins Hospital, Muffy. 1157 01:16:30,498 --> 01:16:33,284 Ah! Cut it off, Mole! 1158 01:16:33,371 --> 01:16:36,766 Rid your body of that disgusting transplant! 1159 01:16:36,853 --> 01:16:39,246 It never goes soft, Muffy. 1160 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,474 Oh, cut it off, Mole! 1161 01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:55,785 Alright, then. If thats what you really want. 1162 01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:59,353 Cut it off. Cut it off. Alright. 1163 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,706 So much for science, Muffy. 1164 01:17:27,599 --> 01:17:29,209 Ah. 1165 01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:32,996 A lovely potion. 1166 01:17:35,215 --> 01:17:37,000 Ah, yes. 1167 01:17:38,001 --> 01:17:40,656 But it needs something. 1168 01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:45,356 A lovely bat. 1169 01:17:47,358 --> 01:17:50,970 And a touch of rat. 1170 01:17:56,454 --> 01:17:59,457 Ah. A little rat urine. 1171 01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:03,940 Just what the doctor ordered. 1172 01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:10,729 That ought to give it a little kick. 1173 01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,953 Goons, bring in Princess Coo-Coo 1174 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,825 and tell her, her medicines ready. 1175 01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:23,046 Get off me with those semen-stained hands you big ape. 1176 01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:25,222 I can walk by myself. 1177 01:18:25,309 --> 01:18:28,878 Well, if it isnt commoner Coo-Coo 1178 01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:30,836 the grave robber. 1179 01:18:30,923 --> 01:18:33,665 All ready for your little injection? 1180 01:18:33,752 --> 01:18:35,841 You ass-kissing little snitch. 1181 01:18:35,928 --> 01:18:37,930 One day Ill get my hands on you. 1182 01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:41,020 I doubt youll have the time. 1183 01:18:41,107 --> 01:18:43,457 For you are now.. 1184 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:48,506 the proud owner of rabies. 1185 01:18:52,118 --> 01:18:54,904 Come on, you little bitch. Get your ass out here. 1186 01:18:54,991 --> 01:18:57,863 On the streets, scumbag! Dont bite anybody, dog face! 1187 01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:06,611 Oh, ah. 1188 01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:07,830 Ouch. 1189 01:19:14,706 --> 01:19:18,231 Be brave, sugar. Be brave. 1190 01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:20,364 Ill fix you all up. 1191 01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:24,237 I thought youd like it, Muffy. 1192 01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:26,631 I thought you wanted a man. 1193 01:19:26,718 --> 01:19:29,112 I just said that to make you jealous. 1194 01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:33,333 I like your organs just the way they were. 1195 01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:34,421 Now.. 1196 01:19:34,508 --> 01:19:36,946 Now I wont have any organs. 1197 01:19:37,033 --> 01:19:40,558 Itll be like having a Barbie-doll crotch. 1198 01:19:40,645 --> 01:19:42,821 When I get through with these stitches 1199 01:19:42,908 --> 01:19:46,390 itll be close enough in my book. 1200 01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:49,219 Careful. This is gonna hurt. 1201 01:19:49,306 --> 01:19:54,398 Will, will you ever be able to love my operation? 1202 01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:58,794 Oh, Ill love it, Mole. Ill feel it. Ill love it. 1203 01:19:58,881 --> 01:20:01,840 Ill eat it. Just like old times. 1204 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:04,364 Now, hold it. This is gonna hurt. 1205 01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:15,288 Who the hell is that? 1206 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:17,116 Come in. 1207 01:20:17,987 --> 01:20:19,858 Hi, Your Majesty. 1208 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:22,818 Holy shit, Mole. What happened to you? 1209 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:25,037 Muffy just gave me an abortion. 1210 01:20:25,124 --> 01:20:27,039 You were pregnant, Mole? 1211 01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:29,912 Well, I wasnt gonna tell anybody 1212 01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:32,131 but I was raped by those lottery officials 1213 01:20:32,218 --> 01:20:34,177 when I picked up my money. 1214 01:20:34,264 --> 01:20:35,961 Men are such cunts. 1215 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:39,312 Oh, men, women, theyre all okay with me as long as theyre nude. 1216 01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:42,620 All that sunshine mustve rotted your brain, Shina. 1217 01:20:42,707 --> 01:20:46,363 Yeah, theres nothing more disgusting than a nude man. 1218 01:20:46,450 --> 01:20:50,454 How many times I gotta tell you, men are genetic rejects. 1219 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:53,196 And all that gristle they got hanging down between their legs 1220 01:20:53,283 --> 01:20:55,372 was Gods first big mistake. 1221 01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:59,028 And us woman have been paying for it ever since. 1222 01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:03,032 What is she doing in my home, anyway? 1223 01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:06,296 Be easy on her, Mole. Shes been through hell. 1224 01:21:06,383 --> 01:21:09,429 When we found her, she was regurgitating in the street. 1225 01:21:09,516 --> 01:21:11,779 Her mother the hog had her gang-raped. 1226 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:14,521 The poor things had a terrible time. 1227 01:21:14,608 --> 01:21:17,655 You know that Gravel woman you were hanging out with? 1228 01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:20,310 Well, she works for the Queen now. 1229 01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:23,313 She shot Coo-Coo up with a rabies potion. 1230 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,185 Im not surprised. 1231 01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:28,753 That snotty little social climber. 1232 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:31,669 I knew I shouldve fractured her skull. 1233 01:21:31,756 --> 01:21:35,151 Can I get you anything, Coo-Coo? Are you infectious, honey? 1234 01:21:35,238 --> 01:21:36,848 I dont know. 1235 01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:41,374 My saliva tastes funny and I-I itch a lot. 1236 01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:44,290 Well, under the circumstances, well have to ask you 1237 01:21:44,377 --> 01:21:47,772 to refrain from using our kitchen utensils. 1238 01:21:47,859 --> 01:21:51,602 I wont breathe on anything. I promise. 1239 01:21:51,689 --> 01:21:58,043 But please help me kill my mother. 1240 01:21:58,130 --> 01:22:01,003 Hows Project Rabies coming along, Peggy? 1241 01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:04,180 Oh, I feel just like Jonas Salk. 1242 01:22:04,267 --> 01:22:07,313 Tomorrow is the first day of mass immunization 1243 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,664 or at least thats what the morons of Mortville think. 1244 01:22:10,751 --> 01:22:14,451 Wont it be funny when they start collapsing on the street? 1245 01:22:14,538 --> 01:22:17,671 Itll be like walking through a human sewer. 1246 01:22:17,758 --> 01:22:20,370 I hope I get a chance 1247 01:22:20,457 --> 01:22:23,199 to kick every one of em right in the head 1248 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:25,723 just as they gasp for their last breath. 1249 01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:27,681 Itll be beautiful. 1250 01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:30,858 A symphony of death rattles. 1251 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:34,906 History will not forget this holiday of death. 1252 01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:41,826 Come on, girls. 1253 01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:44,829 Now, be quiet. Muffy? 1254 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:45,917 Come on. 1255 01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:51,227 Hey, Officer cutie pie? 1256 01:22:51,314 --> 01:22:54,882 Theres someone down here to see you. 1257 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,754 What do you want, slut? 1258 01:22:56,841 --> 01:23:00,366 Oh, Im just looking for a little fun. 1259 01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:04,718 Can I come up and see the inside of your bedroom? 1260 01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:11,334 Mmm.. 1261 01:23:11,421 --> 01:23:14,772 Ive had a hard-on for this bitch for a long time. 1262 01:23:16,339 --> 01:23:18,515 You know you horny pigs arent supposed to come 1263 01:23:18,602 --> 01:23:20,169 cruising round the castle. 1264 01:23:20,256 --> 01:23:24,347 But, Officer, youre so cute I just couldnt resist. 1265 01:23:24,434 --> 01:23:27,350 Youre a shapely little mama, arent ya? 1266 01:23:35,097 --> 01:23:37,751 One down, girls. Score, Muffy! 1267 01:23:37,838 --> 01:23:40,580 Shh. Be quiet. Quietly, now. 1268 01:23:54,725 --> 01:23:56,074 Shut up! 1269 01:23:56,161 --> 01:23:57,510 Shh. 1270 01:24:06,954 --> 01:24:09,740 Eat lead, motherfuckers. 1271 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:16,834 Have we got em, girls? 1272 01:24:16,921 --> 01:24:18,749 What was that, Your Majesty? 1273 01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,273 Its probably the dumb soldiers playing Russian roulette. 1274 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:23,623 Ill go check it out, Your Highness. 1275 01:24:27,453 --> 01:24:29,542 Who is it? Whos out here? 1276 01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:36,071 Hold it right there, you royal asshole! 1277 01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:37,985 Get out of my chambers, lesbians! 1278 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:41,337 Hey, you are through giving orders, meatball. 1279 01:24:41,424 --> 01:24:45,558 Youve humiliated us for the last time, warthog! 1280 01:24:45,645 --> 01:24:48,996 Let me bite her. 1281 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:55,177 Let me sink my fangs into her fat little legs. 1282 01:24:55,264 --> 01:25:01,444 Go right ahead, honey. Give her the chomp of life. 1283 01:25:01,531 --> 01:25:04,882 Get away, child. Listen to me. Im your mother. 1284 01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:06,449 Im warning you! 1285 01:25:06,536 --> 01:25:08,103 Ah! 1286 01:25:11,062 --> 01:25:14,631 Oh, thank heavens. Youve rescued me. 1287 01:25:14,718 --> 01:25:18,330 I thought Id never get out of here alive. 1288 01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:22,291 Oh, come off it, pretty little Peggy. 1289 01:25:22,378 --> 01:25:28,123 I hope youre ready for your little debutante party in hell 1290 01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,255 cause thats where youre going! 1291 01:25:30,342 --> 01:25:32,214 You wouldnt kill a sister! 1292 01:25:33,693 --> 01:25:36,609 Oh, yes, we would. How about it, girls? 1293 01:25:36,696 --> 01:25:38,394 Yeah. 1294 01:25:38,481 --> 01:25:42,746 Should we give our sister a little rectal reminder 1295 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:45,531 that we dont like 1296 01:25:45,618 --> 01:25:49,318 social climbers in Mortville? 1297 01:25:50,623 --> 01:25:54,366 Im gonna blow your bowels out. 1298 01:25:54,453 --> 01:25:56,151 Go ahead. 1299 01:25:56,238 --> 01:26:00,242 A single gunshot can never destroy the beauty of fascism. 1300 01:26:00,329 --> 01:26:02,983 Youre so low. 1301 01:26:03,070 --> 01:26:07,858 You make white trash look positively top drawer. 1302 01:26:07,945 --> 01:26:10,687 Oh, blow it out your ass. 1303 01:26:15,431 --> 01:26:17,824 You filthy muff divers will pay for this! 1304 01:26:17,911 --> 01:26:20,610 Shut your fucking mouth. 1305 01:26:20,697 --> 01:26:23,961 No dyke gives me orders. Oh, yeah, Queenie? 1306 01:26:24,048 --> 01:26:26,311 Well, how does this grab you? 1307 01:26:26,398 --> 01:26:29,401 Royal proclamation number one. 1308 01:26:29,488 --> 01:26:31,708 Kiss my ass! 1309 01:26:31,795 --> 01:26:33,710 Woo. Yeah. 1310 01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:35,886 You heard the new Queen. 1311 01:26:35,973 --> 01:26:37,366 Kiss it. 1312 01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:40,195 Kiss it. Kiss it. Kiss it. 1313 01:26:45,809 --> 01:26:48,899 Thats more like it, peon! 1314 01:26:48,986 --> 01:26:50,901 How about it, girls? 1315 01:26:50,988 --> 01:26:53,686 I think this town deserves 1316 01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:58,561 a little feast to celebrate this great day of independence. 1317 01:26:58,648 --> 01:27:04,828 We got ourselves the biggest turkey in the world. 1318 01:27:04,915 --> 01:27:09,180 So, why not eat her? 1319 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:11,661 Yeah. Yeah. 1320 01:27:11,748 --> 01:27:13,924 Cook her and eat her. Cook her. 1321 01:27:18,189 --> 01:27:23,281 Attention all Mortville residents. 1322 01:27:23,368 --> 01:27:27,459 Queen Carlotta is dead. 1323 01:27:27,546 --> 01:27:32,290 Your days of humiliation have come to an end. 1324 01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:36,033 To celebrate this joyous occasion 1325 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:41,212 I invite you to join me in a victory feast 1326 01:27:41,299 --> 01:27:46,913 in honor of our newly-found independence. 1327 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:52,092 Let the ring of freedom be heard all over this land. 1328 01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:56,053 Mortville is at last.. 1329 01:27:56,140 --> 01:28:00,187 a free city. 1330 01:29:43,508 --> 01:29:45,380 The queen is dead!